By Irvine Welsh
How very important is a good ride?
A rampaging strength of nature is wreaking havoc at the streets of Edinburgh, yet has most sensible shagger, drug-dealer, gonzo-porn-star and taxi-driver, 'Juice' Terry Lawson, ultimately met his fit in storm 'Bawbag'? Can Terry detect the destiny of the lacking attractiveness, Jinty Magdalen, and retain her fool savant lover, the man-child Wee Jonty, out of felony? Will he discover the genuine factors of unscrupulous American businessman and reality-TV superstar, Ronald Checker? And, crucially, will Terry be capable to negotiate existence after a poor occasion robs him of his sexual virility, and will a brand new fascination for the sport of golfing support him to stay without... a good RIDE?
A good Ride sees Irvine Welsh again on domestic turf, leaving us within the able palms of 1 of his so much compelling and well known characters, 'Juice' Terry Lawson, and introducing one other sure for cult prestige, Wee Jonty MacKay: a guy with the genitals and mind of a donkey.
In his funniest, filthiest e-book but, Irvine Welsh celebrates an un-reconstructed misogynist hustler -- a critical personality who's shameless but additionally, oddly, first rate -- and reveals new methods of creating wild comedy out of superbly darkish fabric, taking over a number of the final taboos. So fasten your seatbelts, simply because this is often one experience which may definitely get a bit bumpy.
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