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1953 Max Temperament Double wedding Max move Ernst to and Paris. his wile William Copley lends him a studio the impasse Ronsin. in E. Beyeler, Basel, publishes Hirondil-Hirondelle, a poem with illustrated eight (Paris, 1967 collages Museum lished etchings. 1963 1954 The Twenty-seventh Venice Biennale awards Max Ernst Same the Grand Prize for Paint- 1955 Max Ernst and Dorothea Tanning move to Huismes, in Touraine. Publication of Antonin Artaud's Galapagos with etchings by Max • Ernst. 1957 Max Ernst receives the Nordrhein- Westfalen Grand Prize for Art.
1969 1964 Journal Publication of Maximiliana ou VExercice Illegal de VAstro - lenmre (Iolas Gallery). presents the first translation of Les Malheurs ing. Hermann). 1962 Iolas Exhibition at the Gallery in New York and Wallraff-Richartz the at and etchings commemorating the life and work of the unsung astronomer and poet, Wilhelm Leberecht nomie, cryptograms Tempel. Le Pont des Arts Gallery dun Astronaute Mil- Andre- Francois Petit presents the mural paintings that he was able to save from Eluard's house in Eaubonne.
A text by Jacques Prevert. Max Ernst and his wife Ecntures (Le Point setde 1971 Lucie in Seillans in the South of France. 1965 Series of tableaux-collages exhibited at the Iolas Gallery: Le Musee de I'Homme, followed by La Peche au 1970 Aux Waldberg's Agneaux with 19 ori- Petits ginal lithographs. In compiling we have complete given in the for Lewis tures this information, referred to the very 1966 Illustrations publishes Weill Patrick Soldi Levant. ). , 1970). 34 LIST OF PLATES On 13 the Jacket: Front: Back : Venice Return of the Fair Gardener 1 96 7 Houston Private Collection, 1 2 14 The Horse, He's Sick 1920 Galleria d'Arte Moderna, Turin 15 Two Max Ernst (Photo K.