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It was as though the earth had been some stricken monster, which had stiffened into death in the very midst of the maddened writhings of its last agony. For the most part it was a land without landmarks—a land featureless, but torn and tortured, poisoned and pulverised, where the eye could find no certain resting-place and the mind no relief. On every side lay the same desolate waste, pockmarked with shell-holes, each of which was half filled with stagnant and sticking water, on the surface of which was an oozing and foetid scum.
This impulse is often associated with the desire of literary modernism to create an entirely new, modern language. Such arguments, I will suggest, 24 Lawrence Napper overshadow a much more commonplace response to the war—the attempt to “patch over” its revelation of meaninglessness. One text that exemplifies this approach is W. A. Darlington’s comic novel, Alf’s Button, which was adapted as a film by Cecil Hepworth in 1920. Alf’s Button Alf’s Button was filmed by the Hepworth Company in 1920, just two years after the end of WWI.
16 Thus, the direct result of Alf’s attempt to gain safety is increased risk. Throughout the novel, play is made of the dichotomy between the languages of Alf and Eustace—Eustace’s insistence on Alf’s agency (“What is it that you command, oh Master”), and Alf’s constantly reaffirmed lack of such agency. The theme continues on Alf’s return from the front, when he sets himself up as a gentleman in the Home Counties, with the mansion of his dreams, only to come under suspicion as a war profiteer, or worse, a German spy.